pegi breakfast kat the ohh so famous Nasi Lemak TC. wakakaakkaakkakakakaa
Bangun tido, smaye subuh. nok mandi tapi adek dok mandi. lepah adek mandi, masuk bilik air amek air smaye. lepah gerok Atiq maye subuh teruh gi menunaikan rukun islam yg kedua itu. haha. lepah smaye guling2 atah katil ble2 kecek2 nga adek. pesey ko adek jgn lupe hata buku cik Alia Almaz. lepah adek siap doh, dio pom gi skoloh...
sayo guling2 atah katil lagi. ble2 tuh, dok baco novel rempit Opie hok tok best lasung tp baco jgk sebab boring. haha. atiq siap doh mandi. tp dok guling2 lagih. pahtu akhirnya bgn jgk gi bilik air. gosok gigi, basuh muka pahtu mama pom ketok pitu bilik air suruh cepat. pahtu gi salin baju, paka tudung and then tunggu mama nga atiq ready. lepah bereh blako doh, kitorey pom berangkat la ke ofis mama.
Mama drive sapa la ofis dio. sapa je ofis mama, co-driver iaitu atiq naik pangkat jd driver manakala prebet hok dok blake plk naik pangkat jd co-driver. haha. ganah... ganah... babai ko mama pastu driver pom drive larh... gi skoloh naim duluh. co-driver nok amek buku hok ttinggal. bilo masok lorong nok gi skoloh Naim, co-driver tunjuk jale ko driver. driver ni pong xleh hrp lah mano. skoloh sdiri pong tok igt jale. ish ish ish... so, co-driver pong oykla direction. driver plk supo kerbau dicucuk hidung. ikok jah gapo co-driver oyk. tup tup buke skoloh naim hok jupo. tp jale hok masuk saknih. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. co-driver pong xleh hrp sungguh la... so driver nga co-driver png mengambil kata putus utk gi kok jaley so lagi hok gerenti tok sesat.
deba jgk maso nk masuk kawasey skoloh. maklumlah, kawasan virus lah katakan... masuk kawasey skoloh tuh sejibik mace penceroboh. doh la mulut nga hidung cover nga tudung. genamo singo larh... bilo sapa kat kelah co-driver tuh, napok bebudok asrama dok main badminton dgn begitu gembira sekali. ewah ewah.... rilek jah demo tuh deh? tok kaba ko kawasey tu ber'virus'? hmmmpphhh. ikok demo tuh lah. best jgk kalu buleh cuti seminggu lagih. wakakakakkaa. lepah gi amek buku, driver pong drive lah gi taman restu nok amek saing dio.
sapa jah depey signboard TAMAN RESTU hok tebeng tepi jaley tuh, co-driver pong oyk, 'meh kito gi bubuh minyok lah duluh.' driver pong drive la nk gi cari stesen minyok. drive pny drive, tok jupo cari jgk stesen minyok. disebabkan driver takuk sesat jalan, dio pong patoh balek gi rmh saing dio...
lepah saing dio masuk keto, driver pong drive lah gi Petronas.bubuh minyok RM15. kalu ikok plan, nok gi makey kat white house. pahtu sapa jah sano, white house tutup pulok. plan b nyo nok gi makey kat hayaki tp tutup jgk. malang sungguh naseb.. pahtu driver pong lalu la kat tanah perkuburan adek nga nenek dio. bereti smeta situh. lamo doh tok nnawak kubur Anis nga Nenda..last2 tok jd nok make keda. nok balik rmh make koko krunch jah dumoh. pahtu hata la saing driver balik rmh dio smula...
lepah jah hata saing driver, co-driver pong tibo2 teringat so tmpat makey hok gerenti BEST! iaitu nasi lemok TC. driver pong drive lah gi sano. alangkah gembiranye driver nga co-driver bilo napok restoran nasi lemak TC bukok lagi. lepah parking keto, driver nga co-driver pong gi la ambek tmpt kat restoran tuh.
driver cek la purse dio nk tgk ado cemok mano duit. tgk2 ado RM7 jah! pahtu dio pong order la nsi lemok lauk telur nga sambil ikan bilis 2 pahtu air kosong 2. haha. siye pulok ko saing driver.. lepah makey doh kenyey2, gi la bayar.. maso nk bayar tuh, abe hok ado situ oyk, 'hok mano adek hok mano kakok tahu.' bena dio napok doh driver dok pegey kuci keto. HAHA. phtu tauke hok dok kat counter tu pong oyk, 'kembar kali..' hahahaha. driver pong ssengeh. co-driver pulok terketawa. lepah driver byr RM5 ko tauke tuh, dio nga co-driver pong jaley lah gi keto pahtu balik dumoh...
yang benar,
co-driver
6 comments:
guano demo semangay klate hari ni? hahaha
ngakakakakaka
sbb H1n1 kali...
xD
hahahaha cehsss. sabar je. main point was obviously the last paragraph, grr
ROFL
gonamo singo ? ehem ehem .
p/s : jange wak tok ingat .
wahahahahaha
doh ari tu tny genamo singo xdok ko
ado doh la..
xD
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